Who Would Have Thought A Rooster In Blue Jeans Would Be Such A Satisfying Visual?

August 19, 2016

It doesn’t make much sense, but over 24K views and counting can’t be wrong. The following video of a rooster clucking about in a pair of Homer Simpson-esque blue pants has been making the rounds on Facebook after 98.3 KORA The Texas Country Original posted it two days ago. We can’t quite put our finger on why the mere sight of this silly bird gives almost anyone who sees it an uncontrollable case of the giggles, but at this point we’ve given up on trying to decipher the internet, anyways. So just enjoy it while it lasts.

If Levi’s have any business sense at all, they’ll sign this guy immediately.

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).