Chinese Man Chops Down Tree To Steal Bike Attached To It

When you’re 6’5″ tall and built like a brick shithouse like Deebo in “Friday,” it doesn’t take much more than just walking up to somebody and telling them that their bike is now yours. But when you’re just an average-sized bike thief or barely bigger than the bike that you covet, then you have to think outside the box.

Case in point, surveillance footage from Changsha, China, showed a man go the extra mile Monday afternoon when he literally chopped down a tree in an effort to go home with the bike that somebody had locked around it.

And it appears as though the effort really paid off, as the dude wound up with the bike while some other poor bastard/former bike owner will probably have to walk to work for the rest of the year.

h/t BroBible

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