Chris Berman’s Ass Sweats More Than Everybody Else In Connecticut Combined
I’ll be honest: If an ounce of ass sweat was worth six bucks, then it looks as though ESPN’s Chris Berman would be a billionaire.
Real golfers will be competing for their share of a $6.6 million purse at this weekend’s Travelers Championship in Cromwell, Connecticut, but it was the celebrity hackers who played 18 holes Wednesday afternoon during the Travelers Pro-Am.
Among the celebrities teeing it up at TPC River Highlands were Kevin Nealon, Doug Flutie, Luke Wilson, Jim Calhoun, Kevin Ollie, Ray Allen, Tim Wakefield and of course, Chris “Boomer” Berman. It was a beautiful 85 degree afternoon for the celebs, although you wouldn’t have guessed it after looking at the six gallons of ass sweat leaking from Berman’s khakis:
Boomers swamp ass……back, back,back,back………. pic.twitter.com/tbPi9eeeJp
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) August 3, 2016
I mean, look at this thing:
If you had told us that Berman’s fat ass was playing on a course in Palm Springs when somebody snapped this photo, I’d get it. After all, it’s the desert, bro.
But yeah, that just looks and probably smells awful.
h/t Barstool Sports
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