Here’s A Drunk Monkey With A Knife On The Roof Of A Brazilian Bar

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There are plenty of reasons to laugh at this 43-second video of a monkey drunk on rum wielding a knife on the roof of a bar in Brazil.

I mean first of all, it’s an intoxicated monkey wielding a knife for Christ’s sake. Second, the bar just looks like the kind of place where you’d find drunk monkeys playing with knives, as it’s hard to believe that the joint is really a tavern and not just a shitty house in Irwindale.

Enjoy.

Witnesses said the monkey became intoxicated after polishing off the leftover rum. It then grabbed a knife and chased after male patrons but left the women alone.

Firefighters were eventually able to capture it and took it to a Patos nature reserve, but the staff there said they’re unsure about what to do with the monkey after it allegedly threatened some children living nearby.

It’s also unknown if Hollywood will make a movie about the incident, but if they do, you have to think the part of the monkey has Shia LaBeouf written all over it.

h/t Breaking 911

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