Man Snags Foul Ball From Woman Then Walks Away Like Major Tool

September 10, 2015

I believe it was Robin Williams in “Good Morning, Vietnam” who said, “In the dictionary under ‘asshole’ it says ‘See him.'”

The Oakland A’s got curb stomped by the visiting Houston Astros last night, 11-5, and that must have really chapped the A’s faithful’s asses something fierce. But you could make an argument that the six-run beating was way more merciful than this tool who grabbed a foul ball in front of a young lady and then held it high in the air for all to see as he walked away like a Class A prick.

Wow. pic.twitter.com/IXfHjKXF1D

— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) September 10, 2015

Don’t worry about it, Miss, and look on the bright side. It appears as though you’re going home to your own house tonight, while that sleeveless jerk is probably going to have to tiptoe it down to the basement so he doesn’t wake up his grandma.

h/t Barstool Sports

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