Here’s What Happens When You Try to High-Five a Guy During a Dirtbike Race

Perhaps the only thing “Idiocracy” got wrong was that it would take 500 years for society to collapse into nothing more than a group of mumbling buffoons.

By the looks of things, it only took us 10.

We don’t know too much about this clip other than it’s some dude who looks like Vanilla Ice at a motocross event trying to high-five some of the riders as they come over a jump, presumably because he thinks it’s going to make for one hell of a selfie.

But just like Vanilla Ice’s career, this clown is f***ed.

It didn’t work out too well for this idiot either: Bat-Wielding Idiot Gets Knocked Out With One Punch After Threatening Security Guard