Here’s What Happens When You Steal This Guy’s Friend’s Motorcycle

June 17, 2015

It’s not like we’re expert thieves or anything, but here’s a little advice: When you steal a motorcycle, your getaway should be a tad faster than 30 miles per hour.

According to The LAD Bible, some dude thought it was a good idea to steal a motorcycle that belonged to a friend of a guy who apparently wears a camera when he rides.

It was not a good idea.

Hey, it would have been a hundred times worse if he wouldn’t have been wearing 300 pounds of protective gear under his jacket.

So, let it be known then. If you steal this guy’s friend’s bike, you are not going to get away with it, and you also will not be allowed to pull up your pants when the cops put you in cuffs.

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