Here’s a guy who just pissed away any shot at becoming a senator later in life. Literally.
According to The Smoking Gun, Steven Byrd is wanted by Vermont authorities after security cameras at a self-service laundromat captured the man taking a leak in a washing machine.
Police said Byrd and at least one other man entered Waterbury Laundry & Dry on December 29 and “began throwing stuff around.” The two men then walked around the facility for a while before Byrd decided to unzip his jeans and urinate in one of the washing machines, even going as far as grabbing a chair to stand on when he realized he was too short to hit his mark.
When Byrd finished the job, he zipped up and closed the lid before what looks like taping down an “Out of Order” sign and wiping off some urine residue with his sleeve, which begs the question, “How does this guy have friends?”
Here’s another winner: Surveillance Camera Catches Suspected Thief Humping a Mannequin
