His plan didn't go swimmingly.
Holy hell.
It's come to this.
Science is saying that our moms determine if we will be intelligent or not. Thanks for nothing, DAD!
Well, a lot of people would rather live in a hole than in today's society.
So much for best friends for life.
A tight squeeze.
Here comes the bride?
That's one pricey gaming experience.
At least she found time to text.