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Horror movie characters may seem real when you're watching them mow down a bunch of unsuspecting college coeds in the theater but they're really just an actor done up in heavy make-up by the FX team. These candid shots from on set depict such horror icons as Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street, Michael Myers from Halloween, Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs and more just chilling out between takes. This totally humanizes the murderous villains who haunted your teenage dreams and makes up for all those nightmares.  Via Interobangg Halloween Michael Myers enjoys a soda. ...

Arianny signs calendars and shows us her scary side.

And check out all the sexy Arianny Celeste photos and videos you can handle. Zombies - so hot right now! No subject is as popular and terrifying at the same time as zombies. Arianny Celeste captures the essence of this in a super sexy and scary photo shoot just in time for Halloween. Don't worry, no Arianny Celestes were actually harmed in the process. For more, check out this behind-the-scenes video and visit the official store of Arianny Celeste. ...

Halloween is almost here. Which means it's time to watch horror movies and look at creepy photos of old-timey people dressed up in terrifying, blank death faces. Right? Which brings us to Ossian Brown's new book Haunted Air. This collection of photographs of macabre festivals of Samhain and All Souls' Day spanning 1875-1955 shows us that the people of the olden days did creepy really, really well. The book's synopsis explains it well: "The photographs in Haunted Air provide an extraordinary glimpse into the traditions of this macabre festival from ages past, and form an important document of photographic history. These are the pictures of the dead: family portraits, mementos of the ...

It's Halloween weekend, so we've gathered the most hilarious and inappropriate tweets making the rounds about the holiday. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter, and check out his bestselling comedy album, "Grape Stomp," on iTunes. @YUCKYBOT Sorry about the horrible neighborhood you live in, kids who trick-or-treat at the mall.  ...

The Food Pyramid has been a staple of healthy eating for years, as people rely on it to whip their diets back into shape, especially when they've been enjoying fats, oils and sweets more than sparingly. But since it's Halloween, we've decided to focus only on the sweets, and have created a hierarchy in the Halloween candy universe. We present to you, the official Halloween Candy Pyramid. God Tier: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kat, Twix, Skittles Great Tier: Snickers, Peanut M&M's, Sour Patch Kids, Starburst, Nerds, Reese's Pieces, anything gummi Pretty Good Tier: Twizzlers, Milky Way, Nestle Crunch, Plain ...