100 Fantastic Unused Band Names

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One of the hardest parts of being in a band – besides singing well and learning how to play your instrument – is coming up with a cool band name that will make you stand out from the crowd. Don’t cripple yourself by going with something lame and unimaginative – be extraordinary. If you’re stuck on a name, don’t worry, we’re here for you. Here are 100 unused band names that will be sure to get the record labels drooling over you.

1. Sunny D & the Purple Stuffs

2. The Mamas and the Papa Shangos

3. Diaper Flight

4. The United States of Triceratops

5. AirBloods

6. Mean Gene Wilder

7. RandyGrams

8. The South Bend Shovel Slayerz

9. Da Booty Pinchers

10. Where is Harold Minor?

11. Borat Voice

12. Karrotz

13. Kelery

14. Whoop, Here We Are

15. Great Dane Choo-Choo Train

16. Shaq Quan Do

17. Feline Aidz

18. Donkeyyyyyyyy

19. John Candy Crush

20. πcrust

21. Simon Says … Enjoy Our Music!

22. lowercase g

23. Hangin with Mark Curry

24. L.L. Cool Pant Leg

25. Donnie Drako Malfoys

26. Cactus Jack-O-Lanterns

27. Candy Crotch

28. Lime’s Disease

29. Krumpa Claus

30. Krumpzilla

31. Sir Krumpington of Krumpsville

32. Shawn Kemp’s Kids

33. The Handlebar Moshtashes

34. Uncle Frank’s Sweater

35. Packard Bell Sexy Time

36. Steve Harveyy Express

37. Snake Patch: The Band

38. The Evil Ted

39. Matchbox 21

40. Rob Thomas 20

41. Lil Jeff and the Boyz

42. Pinkie Ring Paint Job

43. Syrup & PanQUAKES

44. LOG OFF

45. Bobby Hurley’s Shorts

46. Cabbage Patch Boyz

47. The Erik Spolestra Reading Levels

48. ROCK-y Dennis

49. BLIMP

50. Pistols and Tulips

51. The Civil Kites

52. Shark Tits

53. Shrek Tits

54. Ja Rulez

55. Will Ferrell Parody Band

56. The Interrupting Co-MOOO

57. Ska-Hum Bug

58. Shark Pants

59. The Tipos

60. PopKorn

61. Game of Tongs

62. The Band Formerly Known as Shrek Tits

63. Kathy Bates Sex Scene

64. Stanky Legolas

65. Sexy John Madden

66. False Blood

67. Octovagina

68. Donkey Lip Gals

69. Mike & the Awkward Pauses

70. The Goldusters

71. Poop Sock

72. WAAAAAAAALLT! the band

73. Perms4Werms

74. The Manual Retweets

75. Great Charlotte

76. Grumpy Skats

77. Draft Plump

78. Dustin Diamond Dallas Page

79. Little Tony and the Music Players

80. Morgan Free Men

81. FaceBrook

82. Mama Roach

83. The Cash Crabs

84. Hope, Jobs and Cash Attack

85. Flop Tit

86. Undercover Pug Lovers

87. The Jeff Golden Blums

88. Greg: The Band

89. Mr. Klean

90. Is This Good Enough, Dad?

91. Front Butt

92. Geocities Homeboys

93. Stankky Gregg

94. Dharma Peanut Butter

95. Over-Political Movie Review

96. The Kidney Rocks

97. Flannel Cutoff Jeanz

98. Cropdust Flight Path

99. MisterCarriage

100. Maroon 1-4