Florida Man Overdoses On Heroin In Walmart Bathroom Then Escapes From Ambulance Stretcher

April 14, 2016

That’s one hell of a day, even for “Florida Man.”

According to UPI, a photojournalist for CBS 12 was shooting B-roll for another story at a West Palm Beach Walmart Wednesday afternoon. At the same time, paramedics who had responded to a heroin overdose in the superstore’s men’s room were wheeling out the victim on a stretcher and preparing to load him into an ambulance.

And…action!

I’m out shooting B roll for sweeps and this happens at Walmart @CBS12 pic.twitter.com/E0721MGz2x

— Matthew Law (@MattLaw_CBS12) April 13, 2016

Let’s be honest: They must have loaded up that guy with some pretty good shit. I mean, to go from unconscious in a bathroom because of a heroin overdose to sprinting like you’re at the Olympic Time Trials is no small feat. In fact, the man was so quick that police and paramedics were unable to find him.

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