There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and the Grammys planned this ahead of time so she could use her perfected surprise face to walk on stage and deliver the prepared speech her team wrote for her to passive aggressively talk shit about Kanye West for this. Roll that calculated, focus group tested footage!
In typical Taylor Swift fashion, she doesn’t mention anyone by name when she shits on them, because she’s classy like that. If you don’t respond to one of her texts within ten minutes she’ll write an entire album about you with clues about your identity that can be easily solved with Google. Oh, sorry. I meant, GIRL POWER! Or whatever delusion and shared psychosis this continues to be.
Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #1
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for NARAS)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #2
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift reacts after being named winner of the Album of the Year award for '1989' at The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #3
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #4
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift attend The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #5
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #6
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez attend The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #7
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift (C) performs during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #8
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #9
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #10
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #11
Singer Taylor Swift accepts the award for the Album of the Year onstage during the 58th Annual Grammy music Awards in Los Angeles February 15, 2016. AFP PHOTO/ ROBYN BECK / AFP / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #12
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #13
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #14
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Album of the Year award for "1989" onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #15
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Album of the Year award for "1989" onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #16
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Album of the Year award for "1989" onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #17
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift (C) accepts the Album of the Year award for "1989" onstage from musicians (L-R) Philip Bailey, Verdine White and Ralph Johnson of Earth, Wind & Fire during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for NARAS)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #18
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift accepts award onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #19
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singers Taylor Swift (L) and Selena Gomez attend The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #20
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Album of the Year award for "1989" onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #21
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #22
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #23
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #24
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #25
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #26
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #27
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #28
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #29
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #30
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Taylor Swift peforms onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #31
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Musician Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for NARAS)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #32
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Musician Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for NARAS)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #33
Taylor Swift performs on stage during the 58th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, California on February 15, 2016. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK / AFP / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #34
Taylor Swift performs on stage during the 58th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, California on February 15, 2016. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK / AFP / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #35
Taylor Swift performs on stage during the 58th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, California on February 15, 2016. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK / AFP / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift Kanye West 2016 Grammys #36
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Taylor Swift accepts award onstage during The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
