Emma Stone Is Single

Andrew Garfield didn’t show up to the Golden Globes or the Oscars after his girlfriend of three years, Emma Stone, was nominated, so maybe that was our first clue. Apparently the two have split. According to Star (via Hollywood Life), they’ve hit a “rough patch” and are “taking some time apart to figure things out”, which basically translates to Emma Stone is 26 and hasn’t been proposed to yet after three years and she doesn’t like that, and Andrew Garfield is 31 and just realized he’s been banging the same vagina for three years and doesn’t think that’s cool either since that vagina will be 30 soon. I hope this clears it up for everyone.