BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Isn’t Pregnant At This Very Moment

Jessica Simpson Ace Knute


It seems like Jessica Simpson has been pregnant longer than Iraq War (somebody should check that), but write this date down. She's not pregnant right now. Tomorrow is not promised to us.

Jessica Simpson's fat days are numbered … she just popped out baby #2, TMZ has confirmed. Jessica's rep tells TMZ … the singer gave birth to a baby boy earlier today in an L.A. hospital. She and Eric Johnson named the lil tyke Ace Knute Johnson. North was taken. Jessica and Eric have one other kid together … daughter Maxwell … born May 1, 2012.

Cool. In 15 years this kid will be calling himself "AK" and selling his mom's prescription pills at school. He might also have a bunch of temporary tattoos and an Aaron Hernandez jersey in his profile picture.