Model Writes Hilarious eBay Listing For Her Engagement Ring After Finding Out Fiance’s Secret
Well, at least she’s laughing about it. We think.
A model named Laura thought she had it all: a loving fiance, a house and even a dog. Well, the fantasy hit a roadblock when the 27-year-old discovered her fiance wasn’t into her. Or any woman at all. Yep. So what did Laura do with that diamond on her finger? Well, she took it to eBay in hopes of selling it to pay off her mortgage (and feed her dog).
Take a look at the listing below.
And here is just some of what Laura said on eBay:
“So, you know when you’re engaged to be married and then suddenly your fiance starts spending a little too much time with his friend, Brad? And you’re like, ‘Hey, it’s okay, Brad’s a great guy. He’s pretty buff and he’s a laugh and his fashion sense is amazing.’
So then your fiance starts not coming home at night because he and Brad had a ‘wild one’ and he comes back walking a little bit like John Wayne at 4pm the next day and you think ‘Wow! It must have been a wild one since he can’t walk straight anymore. They must have had a lot of good, clean fun together.
And then your fiance stops wanting to have sex with you despite the fact you have a great rack and an ass that Kim K would insure for £8million by mistaking it for her own and you’re wondering what is wrong with you and why has he shaved his balls tonight if not to spend the night with you?”
Well then, we know where this is going.
And if that wasn’t enough evidence Laura also found some women’s clothing that didn’t belong to her.
“I was quite shocked when I found the fancy dress stuff as I actually couldn’t pull off those stilettos so I’m happy he could,” Laura told UNILAD.
Here’s what else Laura said on eBay:
“In answer to all these questions, here I am.
Single, living with my ex fiance because we’re both too skint to move out with a rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger wondering, ‘How many other men have I turned?’ whilst sharing a tub of ice cream with my dog and screaming ‘WHY’ at the ceiling.
It just reminds me of my failure to grow a penis so I’d like to sell it so I can start my life again. I still have the receipt and the box, as if subconsciously I knew I’d be in my pyjamas alone in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday writing this tale on eBay.
J for JOKES I ALMOST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO BLATANTLY LOVES THE D, AND THAT’S OKAY IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, TO EACH HIS OWN, BUT IT’S NOT WHAT I’M ABOUT AS I’M ONLY 27 AND I’D LOVE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AT SOME POINT.”
But don’t worry, folks, Laura and her ex are best friends according to her. And they are still living together until they can get everything sorted out. Oh, and Laura may have a new suitor if she’s interested: