Technically, Shauna Sand is a female. But so was the chick who stole Ariel’s singing voice. I guess what I’m trying to say is that just because you are, it doesn’t automatically mean you should be wearing a bikini. In fact, in means you should be wearing a stick collar or a net or whatever it is people use when they find previously undiscovered sea monsters.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
