Sex and the City Premiered Last Night

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The world premiere of Sex and the City movie was in London last night. Single women and gay men rejoice! New York Daily News reports:

It’s been nearly four years since “Sex and the City” went off the air. And, judging by the crowd reaction at the film’s London premiere on Monday, audiences are starved for more. “We love Carrie!” thousands of fans – most of them female – shouted outside Leicester Square. Despite public grumbling that the New York-centric film premiered outside the Big Apple, Sarah Jessica Parker, who revived her role as sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the film, said she was “thrilled” to open the movie in London. She did, however, note that New Line Cinema, which produced the film, decided to kick things off in the U.K.”

It’s unclear why they called this movie Sex and the City, because the last thing I want to do when I see any of this cast is have sex. Maybe go on an excavation. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like something taken out of a pharaoh’s tomb, and the rest of them look like the drawing of an abused child. I think it’s safe to say I’d rather watch zombies suck on my bone marrow than see this movie.