Bad news for apes and protein shake buffs.
Get it while it's "fresh"?
Get old, die never?
And we're not talking about a Drive Thru window here
A mid-week July Fourth is cruel, but you can get through this.
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You just have to man up and rip the Band-Aid off.
Don't half-ass it this year.
Although it may be little more than an elusive pipe dream until 2026, when it'll become a real pipe dream
"You want a treat?" still only works on dogs, though.