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7 Ingenius Excuses For Idiots Who Get Caught by Their Women Looking at Other Women (On Social Media)

When it comes to excuses, men are literal geniuses. We’re not that smart before or after, but when the moment arrives to spin a web of bullshit, we shine like the stars above. Not saying that’s a great quality, it’s simply a fact of nature. And with every new leap in technology, our library of flimsy explanations expands accordingly.

But tragically, there’s a gap in the market today, a new trouble spot men are falling prey to by the millions. As a result, relationships are suffering as more men get caught by their women checking out other women on social media.

When it comes to relationship rules online, the debate rages on. While some folks say there’s no harm in plopping down on the couch to scroll through a veritable smorgasbord of hot pics, others believe it’s a form of cheating.

But we’re not here to provide answers. Just excuses. Let society duke out right from wrong.

In the meantime, we’d like to offer some help by sharing this list of ingenious excuses with our fellow idiots to save them from a world of hurt. But don’t thank us. This is the result of several lifetimes of work from pioneering morons who’ve come before and is guaranteed to lead to instant apology-hugs from your significant other. And that’s what healing is all about.

Happy scrolling.

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