Party Like Gatsby This Summer With These Extravagant Outdoor Toys

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For most people, summer begins when you fire up the grill (and hope none of your friends barf off your deck onto your neighbor’s patio). But for the truly rich, it’s when you bring out your extravagant outdoor toys to play. While you might be used to things like pool floaties, the wealthy need things like gigantic lake floaties and outdoor pizza ovens. So here’s to when we’re all rich next and throw the ultimate summer shindig because hope is what keeps us broke folks going, right?

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If you had a Scrooge McDuck vault of expendable funds, which of these items would be must-haves? Let us know in the comments!

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