What Her Favorite ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Means For Your Relationship
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While what’s left of the nobility at Westeros prepares for an epic last battle to see who gains control of the Iron Throne, you and your girlfriend are glued to the couch watching it all unfold. The ilk of Game of Thrones can be surmised by what Cersei Lannister famously said, “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.”
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And on Game Of Thrones, the character that resonates with you the most is a glimpse into your psyche. If you can’t seem to figure your girlfriend out, much less what her favorite GOT character means, rest assured, we’ve done the math for you. So shift back into autopilot and enjoy the tale of your relationship based on her favorite GOT character.
Homegirl is waiting for a hero to come along. It's probably not you. Don't be surprised when she leaves you for a guy who literally knows nothing but says he invented oral sex.
She burns your apartment down after a fight. But you forgive her because she's the mother of your kids (aka your little dragons).
That side-hustle she has? Well, it's actually having sex with men so old their semen is actually dust.
This girl is ride or die. Even if your relationship is a bad idea (*cough* incest *cough*), she sticks with it, which is why you will wake up with her by your side for eternity.
Reality is not her strong point. It might seem like she's always off somewhere daydreaming, but she always knows what's up. If you step out of line, it's like her third eye awakens and asks why you were talking to that blonde in a miniskirt. Do right by her or she will get you in the end.
If Sansa is your girlfriend's favorite character, watch out. She's the kind of woman you may underestimate but don't. She just wants to feel safe and will, even if it means you won't.
Brienne of Tarth
If your ladylove has been rooting for Brienne of Tarth, she's going to leave you for a smokin' hot blonde woman.
She drinks. She knows things. She's also a broken-down intellectual who will leave you for her boss. Yeah, the short, brilliant one.
She will fucking kill you.
Ah, the King Slayer. If Jamie is her favorite character, she's only dating you until the moment she can get back with her ex.
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So, how do things pan out for your relationship based on what you now know about your girlfriend’s secret relationship motives? Let us know in the comments!