17 People Who Were Too High To Function But Not Too High To Tweet
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They say sharing is caring, which may be why so many people go on social media to air their dirty laundry. However, when it comes to getting too high, sharing these stories is almost a stoner rite of passage these days. Which makes sense, thanks to the fact that we share everything else on social media.
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But now that weed’s gone mainstream, more people are finding themselves too faded to function, resulting in some of the best #imtoohigh stories. From theorizing what happened to dinosaurs (extinction, duh) to leaving your food at the drive-thru, these are the best tweets from people with serious couch lock.
Turn. On. The. Stove.
Help Me, I'm Poor
When You're So High, You're No One
Party Hats From Hell
Red Means Stop
Where's The Juice?
Getting To The Point
Getting Too Weird
What's For Second Dinner?
What Was I Doing?
Shadow People Problems
Uh, What's It Called?
Let Me In
But Where's My Phone?
How Do Cars Work Again?
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When was the last time you were stoned out of your mind and got weird on social media? Leave your strangest high tweets in the comments!