Deciphering A Person’s Sex Style Based on the Kind of Dog They Have

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Unless you’re a sexual deviant yourself, you probably have to sleep with someone to find out what they’re like sexually. That was, until now. If you really want to know someone’s sex style, you don’t have to look much further than the kind of dog they own.

Dogs are like mirrors with a very raw reflection of their owners’ animalistic selves. So if you want to creep and peer into someone’s sex life, all you have to do is look at the one on all fours.

Have a look and see what kind of sexual deviant you’re dating. Let’s just hope you’re not dating someone with one of those hairless, one-eyed rug-pissing ugly mutts.

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So what kind of ugly mutt do you have? Or is that too personal of a question knowing what we now know? Share or don’t in the comments!

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