Guy Tries To Grab Alligator, Absolutely Fails Big Time

I’m just going to assume that the guy below didn’t hear about the dude who was eaten by an alligator after yelling “F**k that alligator,” and he hasn’t heard about the guy who hid from police in a pond only to be demolished by an alligator, either. And I know he hasn’t read any of that because he attempted the dumbest thing ever.

Meet Fred Boyce. Fred is a herpetologist, so you’d think he would have some logic when dealing with gators. Fred doesn’t have logic. Proof he doesn’t is below:

Guy Tries To Grab Alligator, Absolutely Fails Big Time

Guy Tries To Grab Alligator, Absolutely Fails Big Time

You dun goofed, Fred.

Check out the video of this idiot here.

h/t imgur

Now check this alligator out: Video: Gigantic Alligator Strolls Across A Florida Golf Course