Weird News: You Haven’t ‘Seen It All’ Until You’ve Witnessed A Man Fornicate With A Drain Pipe (NSFW)

Some weird news you simply can’t make up. I’d say a man caught on CCTV having sex with a drain pipe would fall into that category. What else is there to say, really? Though he has not yet been identified, what is known is that the hump sesh took place somewhere in China, with the pipe itself belonging to a local home. There is nothing I can say to prepare you for the video footage, but just to remind you one more time, it is extremely NSFW. You know, considering it features a dude sticking his penis into a pipe and all.

The phrase “caught with your pants down” has officially taken on the strangest meaning yet.

(h/t The LAD Bible)

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