Even in Florida, that sounds like it’s a little on the batshit crazy side of things, pal.
According to KeysInfoNet, a 62-year-old retired Massachusetts lawyer told authorities he has every intention of returning to a Key West strip club at a later date to make a citizen’s arrest of one of the club’s dancers because she…wait for it…refused to have sex with him on Wednesday.
John Ciardi told police he paid Living Dolls stripper Marianny Benitez $300 for “services,” but she turned him down and then refused to give him back his cash. Benitez said Ciardi initially paid her $100 for a private dance and then gave her another $200 to have sex with him. The dance took place, but the plowing did not.
At that point, Benitez said Ciardi “became upset and requested a refund.” Benitez walked to the lobby and explained the situation to her manager, who explained to Ciardi that no refund would be issued. Now out $200 and totally blue balled, Ciardi “became aggressive,” so the manager sent Benitez to a back room for her safety.
Police eventually arrived on the scene and found Ciardi waiting outside of the club. Officer Jesse Hammers said Ciardi “became enraged and began using vulgar language” upon learning that the club wasn’t going to press charges against him but also wasn’t going to return his money. He told Hammers he was going back inside to make a “citizen’s arrest,” but he refrained from doing so after he was warned that he would be the one placed in handcuffs.
Ciardi then “stormed off” from the club but not before first vowing to return at a later date to make that citizen’s arrest.
The biggest takeaway from the whole ordeal? You guessed it: if you want to have sex with Marianny Benitez of Key West, you’ll need more than $200, guys. And at that point, you’re probably better off trying to knock it out of the park with one of the waitresses at DJ’s Clam Shack two blocks away.
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