Man Discovers His Roommate Has Been Having Sex With His Cups

Does anybody else think their mimosa tastes like there’s a dick in it?

According to The LAD Bible, some poor guy who couldn’t figure out why all of the drinking glasses in his house were vanishing recently went on a quest through his living quarters to find the reason behind the disappearance.

The culprit? You guessed it: His roommate was having sex with them.

Usually in a situation like this, you’d be hard-pressed to find a way to make this story even more disgusting. But according to the picture Reddit user “igotthejack” uploaded to the site a few days ago, it looks as though the roommate was so horned up that he didn’t even take the time to wash the glasses before he inserted a few sponges and plowed them.

Then again, it could have been much worse. I mean, at least the cup-banging roommate had the decency to hold on to the violated glasses instead of putting them back in the cupboard.

It’s also not a good day when you find out somebody has been having sex with your pasta sauce: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With

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