What’s better than a trip with your boys? A trip that sees you come home more badass than when you left. Read on for some experiences of a lifetime, from flying a MiG over Russia, to actually being set on fire. Because, you know, with only 14 vacation days, you need to make the most of ’em!
Vacationing at a “working dude ranch” means, well, you’ll be put to work — old school cowboy style. Hop on your horse and drive herds of cattle out to pasture while dodging rattlesnakes. It’s kind of like playing Oregon Trail, IRL.
This is not your typical Vegas vacay. Thanks to Thrillseekers Unlimited, you and your bros can spend five days learning how to do all of the badass moves from your favorite flicks, including stunt fighting, driving, falling, and being set on fire.
Spend the day on a full-out construction adventure, throwing around heavy things like tires and bowling balls while riding dirty behind the wheels of a CAT D3 Bulldozer. Hard hats and a manly lunch are included.
Learn how to get fast and furious at Doug Foley’s Drag Racing School, where you’ll cross 300 feet of track in 10 seconds at speeds of 100 mph. Packages include photos of your drag racing debut and lunch — if you can keep it down at these speeds.
Thanks to the extreme tour group Incredible Adventures, you can book a five-day trip to Moscow, and fly a MiG-29 over the city. Direct quote from the MiG pilots who will be with you for the ride — “eat f-ing breakfast!” They’ve seen their share of pukers during the aerobatic stunts that await.
It’s everything you loved about summer camp as a kid, combined with all the dangerous stuff you were too young for — tearing it up on a Harley, hardcore hunting, race-car driving, and the like. Rules of the house? There’s only one — no spandex allowed.
There’s no noobs allowed on the Class 5 rapids in Buena Vista, CO — fight through six hours of rough waters and pummeling waves. Trip includes keepsake photos of you being knocked off the raft. Because it’s bound to happen.
