Keep 911 on speed dial just in case.
Hell, I'll take two of them.
It might be a stressful day, but these pro cocktail recipes will make it all better.
Would you like some milk with that?
Appearance really is everything.
Grab a plate (make that several) and load up on your favorite foods at these buffets.
Ranch it up!
Once you pop, you may just stop.
Science, maaaaaaaaan.
That's what he loves about these turkeys, man. He gets older - they stay the same age.