Demi Rose Is New Here

Besides being America’s #1 dating app, Twitter is great because you can read really breaking news, celebrities’ thoughts on gun control, and how Obama and his alien warlords from Kenya are attempting to issue in the New World Order by giving sick people healthcare and allowing gay people to get married. Stay woke, America. Other times you can scroll through Twitter and get an erection that can be used to harness the power of lightning to bring electricity for the first time to a village. The villagers thank you, Demi Rose.

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