Anastasia Ashley Is Because It’s Wednesday

I haven’t posted about my favorite butt in a while, or talked to my favorite butt in a while, because it’s attached to Anastasia Ashley and Anastasia Ashley is posing in bikinis basically all over the world the last few months. I mean, what country wouldn’t want to give her butt a permanent visa? I can’t think of one. Maybe North Korea. Or maybe Layne Bryant. Maybe if they put her butt on the American flag, I’d fly it in my yard. And instead of placing and hands over our hearts at football games we can place them over our dicks. I think this is more in line with what our forefathers were all about. Probably second to slavery.