Katy Perry Went To Something

Katy Perry is dating a dude who tweets like a teenage girl saying Taylor Swift doesn’t have an ass, even though Katy Perry’s thighs look  like she recorded her last album in Dunkin Donuts, but she attended the 28th Annual ARIA Awards last night in this dress that put a black mesh thing over her thighs and covered up her only redeeming quality (her rack), so you’re just left to look at her big ass forehead and lazy eye. Pretty sexy stuff, bro.