Victoria Justice attended the 2014 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards and damn. What up? She's 21 and our birthdays are 12 apart, so I think this means we're pretty much soulmates. I'd like to take her to a park or for a walk on the beach. Maybe take a few bottles of wine and talk about our hopes and dreams. Or maybe we don't have to talk at all. We can just hold hands and stare into the vast, endless sea to appreciate the tragic beauty of life. Then, you know, she'll let me do butt stuff.
Victoria Justice Nickelodeons 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice arrives at Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice attends Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice attends Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice arrives at Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice attends Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards held at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice arrives at Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Actress Victoria Justice arrives at Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Victoria Justice arrives at the Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Victoria Justice arrives at the Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Victoria Justice arrives at the Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Victoria Justice arrives at the Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Victoria Justice arrives at the Nickelodeon's 27th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 29, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)