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Last week reports surfaced that my imaginary sidepiece, Mark Sanchez, was boning Kim Kardashian on the low. Not so, claims TMZ, because Kim’s done whoring it out to the NFL.
Kim Kardashian isn’t secretly dating Mark Sanchez … she’s not interested in Tim Tebow — in fact, sources tell TMZ, the reality star is completely DONE with football players in general … all thanks to Reggie Bush. In case you haven’t heard — there were reports Kim and Mark were seeing each other on the DL whenever she was in New York. There were other rumors Kim came on to Tim Tebow because of his old-fashioned values. But we’re told … it’s all BS. Sources close to Kim tell us, her break-up with Bush in 2010 was so rough … she has lost her taste for NFL players entirely — and has no plans to play the field in the near future.
Obviously, Kim was too old for him, but I think they actually could have made this work. It only makes sense for a wetback to be into water sports.