When you think of manufactured cash grabs designed by corporations and studios to ensure mass appeal and subversion on a large scale, you think of The Smurfs and Katy Perry. So, of course Katy Perry would show up to The Smurfs premiere yesterday to show her support for another thing targeted toward children and mindless idiots with disposable income. And, as expected, she wore a tight dress with her rack hanging out. But thank God she covered herself up before she kissed a giant Smurfette (haha, she kissed a girl! get it, you guys?!). I wouldn’t know how I would feel if Katy Perry took the excuse of being on the red blue carpet to not be the demure flower that we’ve come to know and expect.
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