Mila Kunis Is In Denial

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Last week it was reported that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up. They both claimed the split was amicable. Specifically amicable for Timberlake’s penis, because rumors of him hooking up with Amanda Seyfried, Olivia Munn, and Mila Kunis were everywhere. Now, one business day later, reps for Mila Kunis have denied any involvement with Timberlake’s penis. Which means, as it’s been so aptly pointed out, she’s totally had it in her mouth. People reports:

Just days after Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced their split, there is already speculation that the singer-actor’s Friends with Benefits costar, Mila Kunis, was the cause of the break-up. Not true, says a source close to Timberlake, 30. “Mila had nothing to do with their break-up,” the source says. “In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on.”…”They’re not in a relationship,” the source says. “They star in a movie called Friends with Benefits but they’re just friends. That’s it. They are not together.”

Just like with anything in life, if you immediately get defensive and deny any involvement is something that is merely hinted, you’re guilty. Just like the time Kate Upton said I was a gentle and caring lover with the stamina of an Ethiopian marathon runner. LIES SHE TELLS! LIES!


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