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I thought only tweens, child molesters, and self-important shut ins still use MySpace, but apparently Hayden Panettiere posted this annoyingly blurry pic where she is on all fours on top of a table. Is there a line behind her or did she think this was a good place to pose? If she wasn’t so freakishly small with a gigantic head, this might be kinda hot. I really wish I could get on board with this, but every time I look at this chick I feel I like I should give her some candy corn or listen to her tell me that the witch is not only merely dead, she’s most sincerely dead.
Bryn Pryor presents five films which prove that porn is an art form.