Lady Gaga Is Catlike

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Lady Gaga was performing in front of a crowd of gays and sexually confused fans of nursery rhyme lyrics last night when someone threw a bouquet of flowers at her head. Much to my surprise, in addition to having a nose that can lead hungry children to delicious fruity breakfast cereal, Lady Gaga is super fast and able to use her quickness and acrobatic skills to sense and avoid danger. Or you know, whatever means the exact opposite of that.