Nerd wet dream Kristen Bell is in Hawaii right now, and combined with the glasses, if she would’ve had Princess Leia hair while holding Frodo’s ring, we might have had a nerd apocalypse. Thankfully, she’s only wearing glasses. There’s only one chick I can think of right now who wears glasses that I’d like to drill like Alaska, but for some reason she thinks she doesn’t look as hot in them. Which is weird, because I look just as hot in my captain’s hat and bedazzled cape. I really thinks it’s all about how you carry yourself.
Bryn Pryor presents five films which prove that porn is an art form.
