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I don’t know if it’s just my seething hatred for the Pussycat Dolls or what, but I just don’t see big deal with these skanks. They sing about stealing your man and how hot they are, but almost all of them look like they’re on a waiting list in Brazil to get their penises removed. (no seriously, are they even human ?) Nicole Scherzinger is the breakout star I guess, so she’s on the March cover of Australian FHM, and I realize these pictures are supposed to be hot but whatever. All the individual parts look okay, but when you look at it as a whole it’s a damn mess. Just like the time I built my girlfriend, Nikki. I mean, cemeteries are pretty big places. You’d think I’d be able to find more than three sorority girl vaginas to stitch on Nikki’s back. I wanted to make a heart, but now it’s just a triangle. Ask yourself, where’s the romance in that?