Eva Longoria has been battling pregnancy rumors for a few weeks now, but these pictures taken 10 days ago on the set of Desperate Housewives don’t really prove much. Actually, they don’t prove anything other than the fact that, despite what I said in 2005, Eva Longoria most likely won’t be approached for the lead in my script, “Muy Horny Mamacitas.”
![](https://www.mandatory.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2023/06/mandatoryt_image_place_holder_r01.jpg?w=182&h=122&crop=1)
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…