Jenny McCarthy is in a Bikini

Jenny McCarthy is famous for being naked, so these pictures of her in Malibu aren’t as hot as they should be. But since she’s been so hot for so long that it really doesn’t even matter. Just like back in 1995, the forecast still calls for me to have sex with her at my parents’ wake if given the chance. I think I can speak for everyone when I say, “Fuck you, Jim Carrey.”