Kevin Federline Can’t Complain

While taking time off from whatever the hell he does during the day, Kevin Federline attended Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in L.A. yesterday where he was asked a simple question. Do I want to punch him? Yes, yes I do. People reports:

Asked how he is doing these days, the single dad told PEOPLE: “Been having a good summer, I can’t complain.”

It would be hard to complain when you get $20,000 a month for not pulling out of Britney Spears twice. However, it is quite easy to complain when you find out that, Tatiana, the Russian mail order bride you bought, has TMJ. Honestly, Tatiana, I just don’t know what you bring to this relationship.