Britney Spears Officially Loses Custody of Her Kids

After years of court battles and depositions, the child custody case between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline is finally over. In what shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone, Britney Spears signed over full custody to Kevin Federline. OK! reports:

In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today. Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.” Kaplan adds, “Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving.”

To be an active participant in a child custody case, you have to actually want your kids, so I guess Britney Spears is glad all this is finally over. She doesn’t have to pretend anymore. And I don’t blame her. Because, really, little kids aren’t even all that fun. They never have their own cigarettes and they’re always wasting their beer. I hate to generalize, but quite frankly, little kids just don’t know how to party.

Britney and Lynn at a restaurant last week: