Here are the first shots of Jessica Alba waddling around on her porch since the announcement of her pregnancy today. I can see why she would rush to tell everyone she’s pregnant given her obvious, massive weight gain. I mean, pshh, if I saw these pictures and didn’t already know Jessica Alba was pregnant, I’d be all, “Get off the balcony! All that weight is way more than the building codes had in mind, Professor Sherman Klump!!” Instead I’m all, “Get off my computer, Ugly Betty!”
Photo credit to JFX Online
