Tyra REALLY Wants You to Watch Her Crappy Show

Tyra Banks is set to devote an entire hour-long show to discuss the vagina. During the show, the audience will take an anatomy quiz and direct questions to guest gynecologists. She says,

I have wanted to do this show for two years…We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

Every episode of The Tyra Banks Show ends up being about Tyra Banks and how great she is, so this should be fun. Probably by the second commercial break, a great velvet curtain will be pulled back to unveil an artist’s rendering of Tyra’s vagina surrounded by doves and Jesus holding a tiger cub on a giant rainbow.