Jake and Reese Pretend They’re in Love

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been photographed all over Rome recently, causing many to believe they have finally came out as a couple. Of course it has nothing to do with the fact that the movie that they’re starring in is a box office disaster. They’re in love. This relationship is gonna last. It’s gonna last because they care for each other and share the same goals and dreams and interests. Interests such as penis.