Please remind me to become one of the paparazzi because I can’t wait for a wigger in a scarf to try and slap me. That should be fun. Especially if it’s Justin Timberlake. That’ll mean Jessica Biel will be around. She’s already seen what I can do to a security system and a restraining order. Imagine her reaction to what I can do to a human nose. I think she’ll really be impressed.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
