Word Is David Spade Is Somehow Dating The Smoking Hot Naya Rivera

Photo: Instagram/Naya Rivera

How? Why? What? I need answers.

Now it may all seem like a cruel April Fool’s Day prank, but it didn’t seem like a joke when David Spade and Glee star Naya Rivera were spotted together in a pool. Yes, David Spade. That David Spade.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: David Spade attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by C Flanigan/Getty Images)

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Now nothing against Spade, as I’m sure he’s a decent, funny fellow. But come on now, this is Naya Rivera we are talking about.

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Yep. The 30-year-old is the same Naya Rivera whose Halloween costume made us all focus on her butt.

Now I don’t know how Spade does it, but if this rumor is somehow true, and the 52-year-old has somehow reeled in the smoking hot Rivera, well I give nothing but kudos to him and commend him. That Spade has given all of us skinny lads some hope.

If they truly are an item, well this is what Spade will be coming home to.

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I don’t know how Spade does it.

Wait, yes we do: What You Can Learn About Getting Women From David Spade